Tuesday, December 20, 2016

THE YEAR IN REVIEW


My dear friend Currado Malaspina lives in a dream.

From his idyllic balcony in central Paris the world is a fresh inspiriting bouquet of fresh pommes frites. On the page Currado is forever virile and dubiously desired. He draws an improbable version of himself that pretends toward a strapping indestructibility and a measureless erotic ingenuity. 




I personally don't buy it for a minute.

First, let's consider his age. I know for a fact that he's older than me but even considering a lifetime of daily doses of resveratol the dude can't still be a stud.

Second, how about his arthritis. Some of those moves are straight out of Cirque de Soleil and all the yoga in the world couldn't get Currado to bend again like a rubber band.

Besides, at this stage of the game I know for a fact that when it comes to super-sex my friend Currado would almost always defer to the soup.

But I won't spoil the party. Let him pretend all he wants. The drawings are fine and it keeps him in the studio but as far as I'm concerned, I like the dog pastels the best.