Monday, April 20, 2026
QUAND EST-QUE L'EGO MEURT?
Saturday, November 15, 2025
LE HASARD
The last 18 months of Currado Malaspina’s life were spent in solitude and obscurity. Shamed into silence, (that in itself is a notable achievement for a French man), scorned by the public and abandoned by his friends, Malaspina withered like a vine.
At least those are the facts as we know them.
But like all facts, there are plenty of alternatives.
The variation I gravitate toward the most is the one that has Currado retiring to the Dodecanese Islands where he lives with his two cats Pèlleas and Mélisande. I prefer this to the pathetic image of Malaspina sitting in his cramped kitchen hunched over Le Monde and nibbling on soggy day-old croissants[1].
Another theory puts Currado in southern California where he is attempting to replicate his flânerie on the unaccommodating streets of Los Angeles.
I even heard a rumor that he changed his name to Augustus Szapiro and is publishing a weekly column in the Stijl section of the Dutch periodical Esthetiek en ideeën.
What gives all these theories a modicum of credibility is that aside from a short announcement in L’Humanité, Malaspina’s death went virtually unnoticed. There was no formal funeral or memorial service, no public acknowledgement from the Ministry of Culture, no obituaries in the mainstream press, not even any statement from his former gallery. The only ‘real’ evidence of Malaspina’s death came in the form of mean-spirited chatter on social media and an empty Cité de l’Ameublement apartment.
I went to Paris in the summer of 2025 in order to visit that apartment. I knocked on the door of the concierge, a spry octogenarian named Simone, who welcomed me as if I were a prodigal nephew. She offered little in the way of concrete information but was cordial enough to serve me tea and biscuits while regaling me in her own particular form of Curradology.
I learned from Simone that Malaspina, though notably diminished, would still take his café au lait at the local Tabac. She said that he would always come home with his fingers stained in multi-colored ink. She was constantly wiping away the blue or red or pink fingerprints he left on the light switches in the stairwell. She showed me a few small sketchbooks that were left behind in his apartment after he abruptly moved out. She eagerly accepted the three-hundred euro I offered for the lot of them. She certainly had no idea what they might have been worth.
The contents of these sketchbooks had an eerie coherence. Unsurprisingly, they were obsessive. They focused on one particular woman of a certain age who seems to be carefully observed from a distance. There is nothing untoward in Malaspina’s renderings but they are unmistakably compulsive.
[1] This is, in fact, a fair description of a photograph, taken by a paparazzo and published in L’art oscure in February 2025
Tuesday, November 4, 2025
Je est un autre
| Currado Malaspina, Paris, 1997 My good friend Currado Malaspina's malevolent attempt to cast doubt on my physical existence is just his latest piece of "conceptual effacement." For years, Malaspina has exploited the credulity of his public by creating personae, flooding the art world with redundancy and disinformation. Inventions like Dahlia Danton, Micah Carpentier, Spark Boon, and Boris Lemon might have amused Parisian Post-Structuralist café society, but to us Americans it simply looks like lies. Now, exploiting our vague resemblance (I actually don't see it). He is publicly, loudly, and relentlessly claiming that I too am one of his fabrications. |
Monday, October 6, 2025
RESIGNATION
Sunday, July 6, 2025
TALL TALES TALL BUILDINGS
| Rue Gouttefrais, St. Jaen-pla-de-corts |
Some people can't believe that my dear friend Currado Malaspina grew up in St. Jean-pla-de-corts. He doesn't have a trace of an accent. His small town roots are not something he advertises. He rarely goes back there to visit but when he does he makes it a point to make a little sketch of the street where he lived as a child.
Tuesday, June 3, 2025
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS
My dear friend Currado Malaspina has been spending a lot of time in Los Angeles. His rue d'A'bbeville flat is being renovated after a water main burst and flooded his bedroom and library. I feel for him. I have a lot of compassion for him. Nobody deserves that type of misfortune, even if that type of misfortune pales in comparison with other, more dire calamities.
Currado has been staying with me. He's sleeping on my couch and he follows me every day into the studio. He photographs me. He does sketches of me while I drink my coffee and eat my bagel. He rides shotgun in my car and turns off NPR because he claims his English isn't good enough to understand it.
Wednesday, December 18, 2024
DRAWING: A REASSESSMENT
Saturday, November 2, 2024
Currado Malaspina's Chez-d'oeuvre inconnu
Saturday, October 26, 2024
@currado6
Much to my astonishment, the decaying, calcified, out-of-step luddite, Currado Malaspina has joined the ranks of TikTok influencers.
This is both good and bad news.
On the good side, it signals his sentience.
The bad side is all too obvious.
Saturday, February 10, 2024
THE LAST OF THE GREAT FLÂNEURS
My dear, eccentric comrade Currado Malaspina, is a relic. He has no cell phone and therefore, no Google Maps. His complete absence from life online has given him no other alternative than to adhere to actual, physical existence. Without texting apparatus or email he is forced to communicate (he is comfortable in at least four languages) with articulated words spoken in full or near-full sentences.
His attention span is still intact and his memory is unfailing. Though he owns a bicycle, he prefers to walk.
As he walks, on occasion he stops, and when he stops he sketches.
Above is an old accordion notebook annotated in english.
Thursday, December 14, 2023
Saturday, July 15, 2023
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
Friday, July 7, 2023
THE SWEET GUIDE
Wednesday, February 22, 2023
Paris and Los Angeles: Sister Cities Not Exactly On Speaking Terms
Friday, May 27, 2022
IN EXCHANGE FOR WORDS
Perhaps this graphic record will suffice.
Monday, January 31, 2022
WATER(COLOR) UNDER THE BRIDGE
Tuesday, November 2, 2021
Sunday, June 13, 2021
NEVER BY THE BOOK, TILL NOW
Wednesday, October 23, 2019
THE VIEW FROM THE SEINE
And I have to say, he is always spot-on!
He has unfailing taste and I have yet to be disappointed by his recommendations.
I have to confess that when he suggested that I start listening to podcasts I asked him if it was on AM or FM! But, after a few guided interventions he succeeded in helping me purchase a smartphone and acquire the appropriate 'apps.'
The very first podcast he recommended was Timmy Black Presents: The Lives of Contemporary Artists.
I honestly didn't get it at first. I think it went over my head. But after a few binging sessions I became an avid fan. (I actually met Timmy Black, years ago, when we were both young artists struggling to get by. He was working as a bartender and I was working as a sous-chef at Carp and Sea 'Em in Venice!)
Anyway - if you haven't heard about this, I urge you to start listening as soon as possible.
Sunday, December 16, 2018
MALASPINA'S ON THE MONEY
After experimenting with "Sheila Houpelle Speaks in Tongues" (too obscure), "The Frat Race" (too violent), "Politicalia" (too strident) and "Récits Scolaires" (too French), I finally found the right one!
Now I'm hooked! Once again, Currado Malaspina has demonstrated his refined, eclectic tastes and his wayward yet classy predilections.


