AN ARGUMENT FOR LITERACY

Though my base and depraved friend Currado Malaspina is no stranger to a Lothario's divan, it can also be said that he succeeds rather handsomely in attracting the most intelligent, literate and articulate of mistresses.

This is no small accomplishment, for his conquests are uniformly gorgeous and to find looks and brains within the same gentle specimen is no meager feat.

Of course, this is almost certainly a byproduct of his scrupulous methodologies. Your average rake may wine and dine, flatter and flirt, cajole and caress and shower in gifts but for Currado seduction always begins with books.

What woman could possibly resist a first edition of Coindreau's translation of The Sound and The Fury, (La bruit et la fureur, Gallimard 1938)? And is there any greater aphrodisiac than Antonin Artaud's rare 1947 masterpiece Artaud le Mômô?

Short of a 40 foot yacht and a romantic penthouse pied-à-terre on the Île de la Cité, I can think of no greater lubricant to love.

My old bones grow weary just imagining the rigor of his amatory appetites. The reading alone would exhaust my endurance.

But to Currado sex is sport and though Sade can be found among his folios and tomes, he regularly refers to the tamer treatises in steering his roaming shaft.

Breton's Nadja, Souppault's Les dernières nuits de Paris, Miller's Quiet Days in Clichy and Carpentier's La viuda domesticado.

He's a relic and a knave that Currado is but somehow he manages to live in a fictive world unchanged since the twenties when artists were feared and esteemed and lived poorly and free.