Conjugating in the Visionary Passé Composé

There's a hideous beauty behind the tasteless work of my good friend Currado Malaspina. It holds the interest like an irregular heartbeat - it's far from fatal but it surely can't be healthy.

At a time where in all likelihood we will be electing our first woman president, Currado depicts his female accomplices as if they were mere accessories. Is it a last, desperate gasp at les temps perdu or is there laced between his puddles of color some vague irony or social commentary?

At times his women are delicate and lovely. At other times they are monstrous and grotesque. Is he evoking the fleeting melancholy of Villon's famous Les Regrets De La Belle Heaulmière?

Or the degrading braggadocio of H. Hefner's Little Black Book?

The critics, splayed into predictable factions, are unhelpfully inconclusive. Like most things Currado, a morass of divisive speculation only serves to obfuscate his true intentions. In interviews he remains coy, engulfing himself in a highly marketable ambiguity where any given statement could be subject to a myriad of interpretations.

In the end it really doesn't matter. Despite his fame in France, Currado will remain a marginal figure in our hyper-sensitive, politically correct contemporary American art scene. I will leave it to the next generation and its inevitable sexual grievances to evaluate my friend's work with greater insight and objectivity.